SERIOUSLY.
Internet, shut the fuck up. I am not that pretty.
Or even close to that. :I Flattery will not get you into my pants.
LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO.
Raaage all over this place. All over.
Okay.
That actually made me laugh out loud.
But, I thought I'd try with another photo, more with oh, I dunno. My face?
And I got this;
Eh. A bit more believable, I think.
Okay okay, I'll stop with the photos. but one more that made me laugh.
Internet, let us just agree to disagree.
I, am a lover of musicals and the Broadway.
Yes, I do know how gay that makes me. But still. I love them and I often wish that's how real life was like; People every automatically having a good singing voice and can breakout into synchronized dancing while they sing their feelings with *pizazz*.
Who doesn't want that? >:U
I know I do. It'd make the world a better place if we can have sing/dance offs instead of guns.
I got a small victory today though. My friend, who refused to acknowledge that musicals can be awesome and kept calling them the gayest thing on the planet, which I think isn't because there is an awful lot of gay porn out there and that's pretty gay, well she watched one and actually liked it. HUZZAH. (It was Chicago, I like it too C: )
Oh, how I wish I could sing. But I can't. When I do, I look ridiculous, like this;
But that doesn't stop me from singing whenever there's a moment I can. Usually in midsentance when someone else is talking. Cause I am a huge dork. Like, fo reals. I break out into song all the time, can't help it. :I It's kinda ridiculous.
ALSO, there needs to be a zombie-musical. There really does. It'd combine two of my favorite things together. SO, I guess I can try to make one. But I have a veeery short attention span when it comes to seeing things through to the end.
I think I'm done rambling. Here, have a zombie banana;
Well, needless to say, I'm a bit new to this whole "blog" thing. I mainly got one cause my adorkable girlfriend got one. (Lookin' at you Tafa.)
The reason I decided to name the blog title "Series of Uninteresting Events" is cause this is mainly what will fill my blogs. IfImakemorethanthisone.
So, let us start this nonsense, oui? Well, today, not much happened. Woke up late enough for my mom to ask me not to clean cause she already had, which was cool. Decided to do a livestream session and ended up scanning this picture of me as a kid.
This is it.
I-I don't even know. Oh no, wait. I do. My imagination ran away with me with the help of some friends.
Do not be fooled by how hardcore I look, I am a gentle soul on the inside. Also a gentle(wo)man.
Drew up some other stuff and got a massive headache. Eugh.
But hey, I might go to a carnival with some friends on Thursday, oh boy.
Wrestled with my dad for the bathroom, and lost. It's really no fair, he's like 6 ft and I'm 5 ft. And he sat on me. I hope he didn't rupture my spleen.
Or I will sue my own father.
Git my 11 dollars back from my sister. Cause she stole from me and I tattled on her. Because I do not mess around with my money. Bitch, I will cut you.
Um.
Not much else went down, I think.
Might go to the beach again on the weekend. Time to procrastinate s'more.
Later days.
